So I had this dream that I was sitting in an ice cream parlor with a talking squirrel.  The squirrel told me that October was National Be Nice To Squirrels Month.  Then there was an awkward silence while the squirrel looked at me.  I got up, went to the ice cream toppings bar, and got him a little cup full of chopped walnuts.  The squirrel crammed them all in his mouth and ran out the shop without saying "Thank You."  

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