So I had this dream that I was sitting in an ice cream parlor with a talking squirrel. The squirrel told me that October was National Be Nice To Squirrels Month. Then there was an awkward silence while the squirrel looked at me. I got up, went to the ice cream toppings bar, and got him a little cup full of chopped walnuts. The squirrel crammed them all in his mouth and ran out the shop without saying "Thank You."