Dreamed by Maureen.  The Dalai Lama was showing her around his apartment while playing the keyboard.
Lonely Sock loves it when telemarketers call him at home.  Telemarketers find it awkward.
Lonely Sock orders in pizza just to see Carl the Pizza Guy.
Lonely Sock orders unnecessary items from the Home Shopping Network in the wee small hours of the morning, just so he can speak to someone. 
Lonely Sock signs up for medical research, just to experience some human contact.