Elizabeth's coworker stopped by her desk to chat about something. Suddenly, something came PINGing from her face, and bounced across Elizabeth's desk.
ELIZABETH: What the heck is that?
COWORKER: That's my tooth.
Yep, a cap on one of her teeth routinely pops off and goes for a jaunt.
I saw a man with the Most Magnificent Unibrow. He was working in a cafeteria. The unibrow was like a thick black McDonalds logo, a child's drawing of a seagull plastered above his eyes.