Requested by Elizabeth.  
 
Rich's dream, in which his uncle feeds a giant white tiger.
 
That seagull sees what's about to happen, but he's not going to say anything.  He's a jerk.
 
My friend Fran lives in Australia.  They have some exciting wildlife there.  One day, she went for a walk and came face to face with something called a Carpet Snake.  The End.  (Epilogue:  Fran is fine, the snake didn't get her.  Maybe Carpet Snakes don't eat people.  For all I know, they don't even have teeth.  But they probably do.  I'm betting they probably have teeth.)