A little Greek drama for you.
Gordon thinks umbrellas are a little too pointy.
Roofs get slippery when it snows.  A lot of angels fall off.
Special request from Christian.
My dad was trapped at work for three days during the blizzard of '78.  Day One, the cafeteria still had food.  Day Two, they raided the vending machines.  Day Three, someone heard of a diner that was open, and they all trekked out in the snow to eat breakfast.
A request from Elizabeth.
I am interviewed on the street for my keen fashion sense.